DING DING DING

Chatter within the gathered crowd dies down as the utensil collides with the wine glass. A woman in a purple dress stands on a stage and addresses the group

Elaine: Can I have everyone's attention please? Thank you all so much for coming to the "Maniac Mixer". If you're here, you're on a journey to find "The One". It is my hope that with this gathering every one of you will do just that. So please eat, drink and mingle; You'll be more likely to find your other half that way. Hopefully, we'll see many relationships blossom tonight and not a single "single" leaving this evening.