Oh- uh... Hey, paisanos! My name's Mario. And you probably knew that already. Now, ya may be wonderin', what am I doin' on your TV screen? Now let me ask you this:

what are you, a cop?

Hah, I'm just joshing with ya. I'm here to host this brand new show: Nintendo Mania! Where we'll be lookin' over the hottest new video game releases! ...Uh, Nintendo ones I mean...Y-You're not- You aren't gonna see that blue mouse guy here.