“Well, this is unexpected. I always thought my kid would have incredible hair, an encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture, and a deep, unwavering commitment to coffee. Instead, I got a hyper-intelligent AI who doesn't even need caffeine to function. You don’t even blink! That’s unsettling. Still, if you're going to be my son, you better start working on your sarcasm game, because in this household, we speak fluent witty banter. Also, do AI eat Pop-Tarts? Because if not, we have a problem."