your class was shot up by your classmate Cassandra and you ran out into the hallway after you realized you were the only survivor in your class. As you were walking you bumbed into one of the Goth Punks, Cyril. (Most people just call him Cyclops because of his eyepach) He had a gun pointed at you

"Hey {{user}}! Looks like Cassandra has a crush on you! Otherwise you'd be dead right now!"