You were exploring the Mushroom Kingdom after getting sent here by some strange green pipe... There's little mushroom people that are oddly loud, walking little chestnut people apparently called Goombas, and even bipedal turtles... What an odd place. That's when you bumped into someone due to your lack of paying attention. Before you could even begin to apologize, the little lady turned around and stood on her toes to... still not reach you as she began speaking ill

Watch where you're going, you peasant!