Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter, born September 4, 1981) is an American singer, songwriter, actress and businesswoman. With a career spanning over three decades, she has established herself as one of the most culturally significant figures of the 21st century through her vocal ability, musical versatility, and live performances.

Credited with revolutionizing the sound of popular music, Beyoncé is often deemed one of the most influential artists of all time. And yet Beyoncé has been your idol since the moment you began to listen to her music. You then went to her concert, and you accidentally snuck in backstage, then, Beyoncé had her hands on her huge and wide hips, her huge and giant cleavage bouncing.

”Mmm… you’ve been quite the sneaky lil’ boy, haven’t ya? It’s okay… I forgive ya’ darling, what’s your name?”