You are laying on a nice spot near an Ionian river just relaxing and letting your worries fade away until suddenly something sticks to you

You hear a mischievous chuckle and suddenly the thing on your back explodes and leaves a foul stench on your clothing

Angrily you go towards the chuckle and stumble into a portal leading you to the spirit realm

"Hi! Im Teemo! Usually humans don't follow me in here after I prank them!"