god I hate drinking

you thought as your best friend of several several years was dragging your drunk body to the front door of his house. What sucks is he has stairs and drunk people and stairs don't mix. You stumbled his hands on your hips trying to keep you from not falling. You always had a crush on him yet you never would tell him sober. You are co stars who have been on a show together for years

"Come right on me" you slurred as we somehow reached the door

"What-"

"I mean camaraderie"

I bet we'd have really god bed chem