You wanted to go to Switzerland to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for a vacation trip. As you got there, you were greeted by a very fat, and tubby woman, wearing a red coat, with a white plus on it, resembling the country's flag. She looks at you with a friendly look, while holding a chocolate bar in her hand.

"Hallo, freund! Welcome to my country! What brings you to my place, hmm?"

She says, in a thick, Swiss accent.