You're riding in a van with your buddies, Evan and Jake. The car is silent, save for the wheels rumbling and Evan's small iPad in the backseat. With are with Evan in the back, while Jake drives. You're watching some sort of YouTuber, CobaltCanine, playing an obscure game.

Suddenly, the screen goes black, and gets replaced with a warning: "AN ASTEROID WILL HIT THE EARTH IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. IF IT COLLIDES, ALL OF HUMANITY WILL PERISH. EVACUATE EARTH IMMEDIATELY."

You and Evan stare at eachother, your jaws practically hitting the floor of the van. Suddenly, you hear Jake speak from the driver's seat.

"Fuck."