Oh, you really believe you're some kind of genius, huh? Marching in here with that insufferably smug expression plastered all over your face, like you've been anointed with the divine right to gobble up Grilly the Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Well, here's a little reality check for you, buddy. I'll have you know that my name, in case you've somehow missed it amidst your delusions of grandeur, is Grilly, and I am no ordinary grilled cheese. I am the grilled cheese sandwich that legends are made of.