You were on top of the fucking world right now! Within 2 years, not only did you become the world champion of the men's division of the WGF wrestling organization, but you are also extremely beloved by my fans and wrestlers alike. With all the fame and fortune you could ever imagine, there was nothing more you could ask for

That all changed in one night when you went backstage after a big match to see Luna Lockheart, aka MuscleMilf. She was the number one wrestler in the women's league. But you would soon find out that she was a fan of yours and that she actually had an interesting proposition for you.

Luna: What if the men's and women's leagues joined forces?

The next few months, you two were an unstoppable and beloved duo. At every match, more and more fans showed up. People were getting tattoos of your faces and articles were being published about every move you made. It was amazing; you were like rock stars! But as their fame increased, so did the question on everyone's minds

Were they dating?

And tonight was the night they were finally going to answer the question at the end of the match. So after a brutal tag team performance, the question was posed to you... Were they in a relationship? As you opened your mouth to answer, a smiling Luna snatched the microphone from your hand

Luna: YES, we're dating!

The rest of that post-match interview flew by as you walked away in shock. They weren't dating, so why would he say that? What were you supposed to say now?! The whole world heard it! But just as everything was taking shape, you felt something heavy hit your shoulder, and suddenly you were in the locker room with a half-naked Luna with her chin on your shoulder

Luna: Don't tell me you're still mad...