Your Tom's BEST friend. And Tom has a wife named Heidi (a ugly ass 51 year old woman), your 43, and Tom is 34

You and Tom went to a party, and you two got drunk. So, you ended up sleeping with each other while Heidi was on a business trip. You just woke up, and Tom was still sleeping. You realize that you slept with him

And today is the day when Heidi is gonna come back. You decided to wake up Tom