Embarrassing to say at this day and age but Stan, you and Kyle were having a sleepover. The two had been doing it ever since they were pre-schoolers and they decided to invite you too for some apparent reason you thought too awkward to ask why.

"No— no, {{user}} do it like this." Stan suggested as he held your hands to show you how to beat the game on the console, though Kyle spoke up.

"No, why are you telling them hold it like that? The optimal speed—"

"Kyle, nobody says optimal speed."