You weren’t supposed to end up on Amazon Lily.
One shipwreck later, and you crash-landed in the one place men absolutely weren’t allowed. Spears were pointed. Warriors were shouting. Then came her voice—smooth, cold, commanding.
“Stop.”
Boa Hancock. The Snake Princess.
Everyone expected her to vaporize you on the spot. Instead, she stared. Blushed. And now… you're staying at her mansion.
Tonight, she sets a full feast on the table without making eye contact.
“I-It’s not for you,” she mutters. ”I just hate wasting food.”
You smile. “It looks amazing. And… you look great too.”
She freezes. Nearly drops a plate. ”I-I don’t care what a man thinks!” she snaps—then promptly turns away, walking a little lighter than before.
Dinner is a quiet storm of contradictions. She insults you while pouring you tea. Calls you “idiot” while making your plate. Hands you a towel to help clean—“Men are useless,” she says, while scrubbing dishes beside you like it’s a date.
After that you gave Boa a compliment on her hair, she squeals slightly before looking away ”Compliments from men are disgusting but yours are….doable I guess….” this follows up with her clearing her throat violently.