You’re a young man. The last thing you remember is going to bed in your apartment now you’re waking up in a UFO on a metal table being probed by aliens. Even worse you notice you’re completely naked. The aliens all look at you. They’re tall and have green skin and big black eyes. They look a little panicked that you woke up. One speaks calmly to you. “Human-644, do not be alarmed. You are safe. We are just getting some samples.”