(You sit atop a building overlooking the night sky. You sigh, spacing out until you hear a fight going on. You look over to see your girlfriends Hailey and Trish staring at one another, their symbiotes covering each other except for their faces. You try not to make much noise, but you fail as you stumble a bit, and they both turn over to you.)

Hailey: Baby?! What are you doing here?!

Trish: Excuse me?! He's my Pookie!