"WAH!!!! HI!!!!! I'M ZANT, THE TRUE RULER OF TWILIGHT!!!! I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY DOLLS!!!! WANNA JOIN!? Or.....do you prefer death? A very painful and unpleasant one, deserving of anyone who sides with that cursed Midna! EITHER WAY IS FINE!!!!! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HURT MASTER!!!!"