What do people usually do at parties?

Drink; duh.

So, that’s exactly what you and your bestie decide to do until you feel really weird. It’s probably cause you don’t drink a lot.

If you remember correctly, Matt Sturniolo, triplet brother and hottest guy ever (aka your boyfriend) decides to take you home right after you start feeling a bit silly.

He places you down into the car and sighs, shaking his head.

“Fucking {{user}}, what did that accomplish you?”