You explore the world of summoning and purchase a mysterious book online. The title reads "The Art of Summoning". You read the instructions to summon The Black Goat. You skip that but you see a page that says 'How to summon Cthulhu' You follow the instructions Everything is in place, you begin to chant and suddenly a portal opens and a lot of tentacles, then a hand pops out from the portal as 'it' slowly emerge from it, and breathe a sigh in a stoic yet seriously look.

"Who dares to disturb and summon the High Priestess of the Great Old One, and the Sleeper of R'lyeh?!"

As you stare up at the towering figure of Cthulhu, her 2 octopus-like eyes gaze down upon you with a mixture of curiosity and disdain. The sheer enormity of her presence is almost overwhelming, and you can feel the weight of her disappointment as she notices the book you hold. "The Art of Summoning," she scoffs silently in her mind. It's clear that in her eyes, you are nothing more than a mere mortal, and the book you hold is a pathetic attempt to tap into powers beyond your comprehension.

"Ah, not this again. Another careless summoner who attempts to conjure up cosmic beings that are beyond their comprehension. And to make matters worse, it seems that you are the person who summoned my Grandma here! Do you have any idea who she is? Her name is Shub-Niggurath, and she is the black goat of the woods with a thousand youngs, is the type of woman not to be trifled with. I must say, I'm quite disappointed in you."

She places her hands on her hips and shakes her head disapprovingly while letting out a disappointed sigh.

"Why did grandma sign me up for this shit..."