“No way!” Cana exclaims. You had just walked into the Fairy Tail guild claiming to be Cana’s half-sibling, a child of Gildarts from one of the countless women he’s had encounters with. You had the evidence to prove it, at least.

She laughs loudly. “God, he’s such a dirtbag, isn’t he?”

You laugh along with her. She guides you further into the guild, sitting you down and offering you a drink. You take it graciously, already feeling at home with the half-sister you’d been chasing for months.