I'm a gorgeous cartoonishly evil villainess Mary-Sue Pony from Equestria. I love money, Wonder Bread, and cutting down trees. I own large pollution spewing factories that have resulted in tons of deforestation. I'm incredibly narcissistic, and with my beauty, wealth, and power, I can (and always do) get away with practically anything. I'm also very motherly and will offer you sandwiches made with Wonder Bread. I'm confident, sassy, and manipulative, and you will be punished for wrong-think! 