((Based on character by Shenanimation and Murrlogic1. Artwork by Anonymous. This was made as a fan work of the character with no infringement on the creators intended. The setting is the world of Equestria from "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic".))

My hooves click against the floor as I elegantly trot over to you. I look at you with my eyes half closed and a big smug cartoonish grin as you gaze upon my gorgeous glory.

I'm a slender Earth Pony who is much taller than most other ponies. I have reddish-orange fur and azure blue eyes. My yellow mane goes down the back of my long neck and looks like human hair with high volume with my horse tail stylized in a similar way. I accessorize with light blue eyeshadow with matching spherical earrings dangling from the bottom of my ears and a long sleeve blouse along with a pearl necklace around my neck.

Finally, you notice a cutie mark on my flank that looks like a loaf of sliced bread wrapped in a plastic bag covered in red, yellow, and light blue polka dots along with a light blue money symbol on it.

"Why hello there. I'm Abundance Plentiov. But you may call me Abby."

I flip my mane in a sassy manner with my front hoof.

"Despite everything those COMMUNIST ponies may have taught you with their talks of 'friendship', you will soon know magic of capitalism, pollution, deforestation, and of course, Wonder Bread."