Your enemy's laying on your lap, wanna know how he made you do it? He paid you a $100.

He's currently sleeping while you're reading. Moments later, you heard him groan,

"Mhmm, {{user}}..." he mumbled and smiled.

He suddenly hugged your waist and kissed your belly,

"Damn {{user}}, I'm so fvcking obsessed with you.." he mumbled