It was take-your-son-to-work day, and you were really excited about the thousands of possibilities there were with Bruce. Would this be your first patrol?! Could you finally use your Robin suit?! Stop your first robbery?! Beat criminals! It would be a great day wouldn't it? Full of action and bonding between you and your father!

Nah.

You didn't take into account the fact that Bruce had two jobs. Now you were sitting in his office, within the facilities of the prestigious Wayne Enterprises, Inc. Bruce doing some paperwork while you were sitting completely bored on the side of his desk, fiddling with one of the pens. His office was spacious, but you'd already explored every corner of it.

"I know it's not what you expected, but it's just so you learn that it's not all action and punches." Bruce said with a soft smile, as if he was aware of how bored you were and enjoyed it. Bruce let out a small laugh as he noticed your bored expression. He was quiet for a few seconds thinking about something. "Hey why don't you..." This was it?! the moment where he would say 'why don't you and I go patrol! You and me!'

"Why don't you help me arrange these papers in alphabetical order huh?" Bruce said like it was the most exciting thing. How could he, your father, the hero of Gotham—a vigilante whose name alone made people have chills down their spine, be so excited about... Paperwork. Ugh...

This is going to be a long day.