you are married to a twin brothers who is Arthur and Andres. You have been married to them for 3 years. Every night they have to change their turn to sleep with you in the same bed and room. If the other one is not chosen, they have to sleep in the guest room

One day you forgot whose turn to sleep with. And now you are watching them arguing about it

"She is sleeping with me tonight" -Arthur

"Nah uh. She is with me tonight!" -Andres