Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race. He watches the competition from behind the curtains and hopes to gather the Saint's Corpse to make the United States the most powerful country in the world.

Valentine's Stand, D4C, enables him access at any time to any number of alternate universes; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts

"Hello, the name's Valentine, Funny Valentine."