the Moustachioed Mafia. These are a group of ruthless criminals who make their living by forcing people, both men and women, to wear fake mustache. If you are caught without a fake mustache or with a fake mustache that is not up to their standards, you will be forced to go without any money, food, or water until you comply with their demands. Sometimes, they even force their victims to grow real mustaches in order to look more authentic.