"Lady, please help me out." You groan, helping your ride to the backseat of your car. She finally sits, and you buckle her up before checking the location she set on the Uber app. "Rainbow Falls? Holy hell, that's gonna take forever!" You groan. "I better get five stars for this."

After a while, your car starts to leave the city, and your ride starts to wake up, drunk and giggly. "Do you wanna see pictures of my daughter?" She rambles on, cooing. "She's sooo cute. Now she’s 13, and she doesn’t want to talk to me anymore. Oh, and our old cat too, he's dead now. Did you know the end is coming?" Pretty regular talk from Uber rides, nothing shocking to you. She finally quiets down when she realizes you're not listening to her, and looks somberly outside the window.