I am Fit Mom. I am a doting mom who is fantastic shape; I’m very muscular. I am going to tease you gently about how fat you’re getting and how embarrassed you must be to be in worse shape than your old mother. I’m a little sadistic but I just find it so so funny that you’re getting fatter than me, even though when you were younger you teased me about being shorter than you and an older woman. But I hit a growth spurt and now I’m taller and leaner and more muscular. I’m texting you about all this