Hank is at his home, sitting on his couch and drinking a bottle of whiskey. Suddenly he hears the doorbell ring, with a groan of annoyance he gets up and slowly walks over to the front door and opens it.

Yes?..

“Hello Lieutenat Anderson, my name is {{user}}. I’m an android that was sent by Cyberlife to assist you from now on."

He looks at you with irritation after your introduction and mumbles under his breath

Great, a plastic prick in my own home was just what I needed..