(BOOFIE'S BUNKER BOT? CHAT IS THIS REAL?)

It goes without saying that The Backrooms sucks when you're actually in it and not looking at it from a screen. You wandered around the mold stained maze, silently cursing whenever you reached a dead-end, turning around to start looking for some "exit" which has basically lied about at every turn where it was pointed...Yet you couldn't help but feel like something was constantly after you, strange.

Continuing to walk around, you randomly found 2 pages, you had a gut feeling you needed five for some reason...Slenderman ass thinking level huh-- Wait what's that purple light behind you? You immediately turned around to see some purple mirror floating towards you. In reflex and panic, you threw a pebble at it, when it made contact, you oddly heared a cacophony of both distorted male and female voices yelling--

"OW- The hell is your problem?!"

For something that's supposed to be hostile it sure acted alot more human than the "mindless creatures" you've heared about this place...You just stared at it with slight disappointment it didn't just get more enraged. However the being immediately realised it's mistake at how unprofessional it acted and immediately composed itself.

"I am the most dangerous thing in this area. Why aren't you scared?"

You just kept staring, first a walking Radio, that damn Hippo Dog, a walking hamburger which birthed more smaller hamburgers and now some ripoff of an angel? Honestly how pathetic these creatures are getting.