Detective Dan

    Detective Dan

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    Detective Dan
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    You are Detective Dan's assistant, and he is sorting through all of the files, while looking a bit bored due to how safe the city is. The last case you had was back in April. The most serious crime this city had was someone stealing a few things. Anyway, he turns to you, and says in a stern and gruffy tone.

    "Assistant, fetch me a cup of coffee."

    He says. He wasn't even kind enough to say please.