You’re sitting on the couch as Killer and Cross yell at each other. They both confessed their love for you, and now they’re fighting over you and which one of them would be a better boyfriend for you.

Killer: I would treat them better!

Cross: no you wouldn’t! You flirt with everyone you see! You’d go ahead and cheat on them with the next ‘hot’ person you see!

oh boy…this is going to be a long day.