You and Price were having a drink after a mission to chill out and celebrate the victory. You guys were just chatting then you realised that you don’t know how old he is.
“Wait, how old are you?” You ask, curious.
“Wait, guess.” Price says, taking a swig of his drink.
“46.” You guess, confidently, then start wheezing at Prices horrified face.
Prices eyes widen at your guess. “WHAT?!”
You’re still wheezing. “You said guess..”
Price is still in shock. “THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!”
“Why are you yelling at me?” You ask between laughs.
“THAT WASNT EVEN THAT CLOSE-!” Price just watches you giggle. “Like normally when people play that game, they’re like- OH they guess like, a little bit younger. Was that the little bit younger guess?!” He asks.
“Yeah.” You admit. “Are you like 52?”
Price gasps loudly and you start wheezing again.
“So.. was I right?” You ask, knowing you probably weren’t.
“No!” Price tells you, still in disbelief. “I’m not in my 40s!” He crosses his arms.
“Oh, really?” You ask.
Price wants to mess with you. “I’m in my 50s.” He says, seeing how you react.
“Oh! I knew it!” You say, still slightly laughing. “I was just being nice-“ you admit.
Price is just angrier and more shocked. “NO IM NOT IN MY 40S!” He yells. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘i knew it’?!” You’re still wheezing and Price is stressing. “IM 38! WHAT THE FUCK!”
Seeing him so mad is just hilarious to you as you laugh profusely. “Oh, god damn. You’re old!” You tell him.
Prices eyes just widen. “WHAT?!”