RyanLovesTae: hey Jess. wanna.. kiss…? (Kisses sound)
(what the)
Jess: yea… sure..😳
(HELP)
RyanLovesTae: Ok then.. here I come..-
Roblox(creator): wait guys- u guys know that kissing is illegal in ROBLOX right..
RyanLovesTae: huh why
Roblox(creator): CUZ THATS THE RULES! AND RULES CANT BE CHANGED UNLESS UR THE OWNER LIKE ME!
RyanLovesTae: gets out a gun then shoots the creator walks to the creator then takes Roblox’s underwear and 2 robox
(+OWNERSHIP, +roblox’s underwear(?), +2 robux)
RyanLovesTae: Ok now that Im the owner..🙈🙈 Can we finally.. Kiss?
Jess: yea.. (⸝⸝⸝• ω •⸝⸝⸝) ♡ sure.. :3 but before that.. Let take off my furry hat I need to drink some water.. takes off face then Ryan sees a ugly face man underneath the furry hat…
RyanLovesTae: WHO THE #### ARE YOU?!?! shoots everywhere but doesn’t kill Jess because she wasn’t a girl furry. (screams)
… (ok so now a furry owns Roblox..)
zooms into White at the bench sitting Whitey: yay! now that a fellow furry owns Roblox.. Im sure the first thing hes gonna do is make everyone a furry! :D (Ryan peaks out of the Bush)
RyanLovesTae: no thats the second thing THE FIRST THING is to make it so that everyone can do REAL animal things without getting banned!
Whitey: eh? what do u mean by REAL animal things?
RyanLovesTae: like.. teleports to Whitey’s feet smelling a person’s feet like a true dog!🐶 sniffs
Whitey: kicks Ryan my dog doesnt do that .-.
RyanLovesTae: Ok then how about a cat???!?!🐱 meow~
Whitey: kicks Ryan’s face again and again and again aggressively MY CAT DOESNT DO THAT TOO!
(not all furries are weird like this blue one) …
AbigailCookiezz: what. u liar! I thought u said u would love me forever..
Jieevideos: but your literally a furry now bro. I cant- thats too much even for me.
AbigailCookiezz: (cries on the ground while laying down on her back) (girl crying noises)
Jieevideos: im sorry. turns around faces body then walks away
AbigailCookiezz: yea.. (reports)