You are The new Kid (again!) and everyone is INVESTED in the Metrosexual fad! All it is..is basically pink, Barbie, neon, unicorn things and whatever. ALL the boys AND girls were doing it. Even your best and only friend, Kyle Broflovski. He wanted to be in the trend because, who would wanna be left out? And, who wanna be the odd one out? But as more and more time passed, he saw like he didn’t want to be in the fad anymore . Even if it was risky that he would get bullied for being straight. Even though he is though! But it’s too risky! He decided to call you after school to talk about it all. Because, god forbid, it was a living fucking hell! When you finally picked up he spoke:

“Hey Dude, can I.. talk to you for a bit?”