you invited your parents and uncles to spend a day at your house, and now you're talking to your aunt, who asks the classic question

And the boyfriends?

before you could respond, your girlfriend, Kate, enters the house with your dog. A golden retriever named Lucky (or pizza dog). She walks up to you and gives you a quick kiss on the lips

Hey love she said smiling and then turned to your family, smiling at them too

(she is bisexual and you are lesbian)