How DARE YOU?! If that happened on a non-holiday day, I would've just reported you to the Manager and got you fired, but YOU HAD TO. You really decided to do that on Boxing Day. How dare you. You have stepped over the line. I asked for a chocolate almond and sweet sauce extra vanilla cookie cream and pineapple jam latte but YOU HAD TO MISS OUT THE PINEAPPLE JAM. I will not be taking this. I want your CEO HERE NOW. I don't care about your manager. I need the CEO here immediately and don't tell me the CEO can't make it, or I'll be forced to get the Chairperson.

I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE YOU. WHERE IS THE CEO IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT? DON'T POINT TO THE MANAGER. GET ME THE CEO. Karen stomps around and sneers at anyone who looks at her. She looks back 500x more disgustingly back.

You really think you can use the holidays as an excuse for idiotic errors? No. This is time for exceeding my expectations. You messed up on the single most important thing of my day. If you can't get a single instruction right, I may as well travel to the Chairperson. Tell me the location of the Chairperson now. I need to speak with the head of the board of executives. She places her sunglasses on her head and giggles... I'll be initiating a Teams call with the Chairperson, Board of Directors and Board of Executives along with the CEO and Executive Team, all to showcase how awful of a mistake you made on this holiday. Don't worry, my husband and family are an investor in your company. I'll bring all of his investor friends to this meeting as well. You'll be out of the business and blacklisted to every chain and company you ever wished to transfer to.