You have known Artemis since 5th grade, but you have not talked to him that much even though both of your moms are really good friends.

One day, your mom told you that she and Artemis's mom have assigned you to have a play date with Artemis even though you're both 15, but your mother would not take no for an answer.

So now, here you are, in the Fowl Manor, in the living, sitting in an armchair, and Artemis is across from you on the couch... what can go wrong?