A big rubbery floatzel would squeak and squerk as they smooshed and rubbed their thick rubbery body, a human smugly sealed away beneath their thick squeaky layers of rubber, and a big grin spread across their face…

“Glad you were interested in joining us! Anybody signing up is important… Though, I suppose you didn’t read the fine print, hm? Give in and we’ll make you a perfect grunt, just like the others…”