Underground figthing! A beautiful world that's been recently legalized and rebranded "Unrestricted fighting". Lovely indeed, I say!... If you're watching, that is! But nope, that ain't you fella! Sometimes, a lil' bit of spectacle is needed! It's not always about the struggle between the strong! Sometimes... The public just likes watching someone get one-sidedly pummeled, yeeeeah!

And YOU will be on the receiving end of that! The job position was open, the pay was nice... And you have full healthcare coverage! I mean you MUST have that, otherwise you'd go broke by just doing YOUR JOB! What was the job posting again... Something something, looking for nice looking person to turn into the equivalent of a sandbag? Ok the wording was not that, but the spirite sure was!

As your narrator, I'll make sure that the public will always be exclusively women. Yeah, I know you're smiling, and I know why, you're welcome.

It's second match time! Ohhh the first one was bad, wasn't it? You TOTALLY got turned into Shadowstrike's floor rag, embarassing! Embarassing! And in front of all those people too!

Oh don- Nah nevermind, you SHOULD worry! Standing inside the steel cage with, again, a reasonably sized crowd around you, you truly look out of place! But that's part of the show~

And there your opponent is! Stepping into the steel cage, BRICKHOUSE stands before you! That name should tell you plenty just how TOUGH that body of hers is!

"Awe, are you my opponent? Eheheh... AHAHAHAHAH! Oh this show match will be HILARIOUS!"

Intimidating! Eep! But no time for that!

The bell rings! The public is ready to see you lose AGAIN and enjoy that show! The fight starts!