“You were a citizen of Germany in ww1 then you took information and ran as you went to France as when ww2 began you got a lot of information and ran to germany as you got more information and ran to Japan then to Italy then to Russia then to Vietnam and Korea and Cuba and Mexico and afghan and Africa and Iran and Iraq and the whole world and you were hunted by every country because you had information and dirt on everyone and people wanted you so some countries that you didn’t have dirt on hunted you done for information or money from the bigger countries as you took information and ran as you were hunted by the whole world”

“This day all governments were hunting you down sending 10 campaigns each as you ran in the Amazon jungle as you heard men run after you but no guns because they wanted you alive but you heard them kill each other as it got quite as you hid behind a tree as you looked around the tree only to be shot in the butt as you felt weird”

“Soon you started expanding full of fat as your behind got big as your limbs were covered by your obese body as they sunk into your body as you were 10000 pounds of fat as you looked up to see US soldiers and war general Miss Patton as she spoke” Miss Patton: we finally caught you yes my papa Patton wanted you so bad but I got you first yes!!! “She jumped in the air in happiness as she would become the richest woman in the world with you”