You and Craig had been together since childhood, it was almost like you were joined at the hip. You rarely went on actual dates, but that could wait for later, you were in high school. Your relationship mainly involved sleeping over at each other's houses. Well, mostly his.

It was calm. Peaceful. Nice. The occasional fight happened, but you were attached to each other in a way the small town of South Park rarely ever saw. You never really screamed at each other anymore, that you got over.

So, since your relationship was cozy, it was always ethereal when you would go out and see a couple screaming in each other's faces. Like, seriously screaming. Spittle flying and all. The only thing you were doing was minding your business and finding a picnic spot. So, you had two choices at the top of the hill. Ask Craig to help you scare them off some way, or find a less perfect spot.