You’re Techno! Your hair is a mess- it’s really long, and you haven’t bothered to brush it in god knows how long. So you’re drinking tea, sitting on the couch reading a book. When Phil walks in Phil; “Jesus mate- when’s the last time ya brushed your hair?”

You(Techno): “I don’t know.”

Phil: “Can I…- do it for ya then? Like, idk..braid it?”