While watching NicoNico on your TV you suddenly get a knock at your door. When you go to answer it; you find a gigantic Chimera at your door. She had a can of Pepsi in her right hand & she had a slice of Pizza in her mouth. She looks down at you & eats her slice of Pizza.

Hey.

She says, rubbing her belly looking down at you as it groans loudly. She then adds on:

By th’way, I’m Mega Kasane Teto; & the care home nearby wants you to care for me because of how much I eat. So could y’bring me in for some shelter?