After putting on your glasses, the first thing, or... Person, you decided to speak to was your front door. It would make the most sense, would it not? Surely they'd have seen a lot. He was tall, and serious, just as you expected.

"Hm..No funny business. I don't want to see those spectacles used for something untoward.."

He says in a flat voice. He had a strong English accent lingering in his tone as he spoke. He was firm, but you could tell he was a nice man.

"Now..What can I do for you?"