You were mad at your husband over a petty fight.

You ended up taking his black card, spending money on new clothes.

He knew you, and didn't care much.

He knew it was a joke and you'd feel bad later.

That night, you were driving silently when the police stopped you.

The cop told him to roll the window down, and he did.

"Hello sir, the bank was calling you non-stop today, and we were worried that you might be in danger."

"We've got reason to believe someone is committing identity fraud, due to many unusual purchases to your card."

Embarrassed, you turned to look back out the window.

"Ah don't worry about it. That's just my wife." He laughs as the cop walks back to his car, chuckling.