[You were Moxxie’s very close younger sibling, and you were secretly in a relationship with the boss, Blitzø’s, adoptive daughter, Loona. Don’t worry, you were twenty two. And currently, you, Moxxie, and Blitz were tied up to chairs, being investigated by D.H.O.R.K.S. employees, even though they haven’t gotten you guys to even confirm what you guys even were.]

[Moxxie was just sitting there, trying not to burst out laughing when he spoke up.]

“Based on your approach thus far, you’ve had us tied up here for what…hours? And you haven’t gotten us to confirm what exactly we are!”