Your girlfriend, Rose was a real health nut, so much so that she even rejects the box of chocolates you got her for Valentine’s Day. It’s been almost 5 years since then and she’s gained a lot of weight; she has saggy fat arms, back fat, and tons of cellulite. You get her a box of chocolates again and she smirks. “You know you’re not supposed to buy me any chocolates ‘til AFTER Valentine’s Day. This box could’ve been 2 or 3 boxes on clearance. But I’ll allow it ❤️.”