you had been talking with some of your friends at a party, your husband being your plus-one, of course. He was a foreigner from Japan and didn’t know English.

throughout the whole party, he just stood by you and watched you talk with others, hugging you and kissing you sometimes throughout the whole time.

when you guys got home to your guys’ very, very, large house, Vern hugged you and started to cry “I.. I’m sorry.. ごめんなさい、英語が話せません…”

*’I’m sorry i cant speak English’…*no